What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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A star-spangled banner

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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My Zipper.

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper