What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"