Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy