Because then they'd have to hold erections.
A: I'm holding Time Square!
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
My erection.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
The Rice-child was born.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
