Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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He votes!

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Because he has a woodpecker!

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.