What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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6

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway