Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.