Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

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What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird