Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.