Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Dyslexia
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
no, it doesnt.
A baby with burst armbands.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Pair of medics.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
I don't know, check the post above me.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
They demand credit for everything
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
A: To keep from peeling.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
