What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella