What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella