You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
I pushed her
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Whittle by whittle.
Gamble in British currency.
One good turn deserves another.
Because he deserved it, that's what for!"
You push it
You get salmonella