What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...