What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...