What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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A master-baiter

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Even art majors deserve recognition

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...