What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.