Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal