Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal