Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal