Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal