Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal