Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.