Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.