Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.