Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...