Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.