Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.