How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions