How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)