Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
He was Snowden.
Jerky.
They both need natural light to survive!
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
r/EyeBleach.
SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
He wanted to work overtime.
None, it is a hardware issue!
With a Monkey Wrench!
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Mice crispies.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
