Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
A miso-genie!
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
There's a clock on the stove.
The restraining order
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
To know when to blow up
With an engin*eer.*
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
