Chevalry
By the ears.
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A spider
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
