Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.