Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!