What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What's a bear without an ear?

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Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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The Devil has standards.