What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz