What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

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He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz