How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.