How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.