How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.