How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.