How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.