Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.