Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.