Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...