Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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