Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!