Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken