What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!