What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe