What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!