Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Legolas

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Hand me Downs.

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Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!