Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us