Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!