What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...