What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas