What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.