What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !