What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.