What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car