What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.