What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!