What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25