What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.