What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike