What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *