What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!