What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.