What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *