What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.