What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!