What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *