What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.