What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *