What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.