What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.