How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C