How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)