Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.