Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.