Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.