Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross