Character Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!