Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Previous Random Joke Next
Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.