Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.