Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

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Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.