Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"