Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!