Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"