What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.