What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.