What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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Running... JK rolling

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"