How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...