How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*