9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
A: Blee-otch.