How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*