What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!