What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.