What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear