What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.