Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab