Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!