Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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He lost interest.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Turban Outfitters!

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Very Satisfying.

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Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.