Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab