Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab