Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.