Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!