Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis