Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

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How does raw chicken taste?

Fowl

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.