Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Fowl Jokes More Fowl Jokes

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !