Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.