What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.