What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.