What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.