Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.