Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip