Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama