Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.