Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."