Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.