Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.