Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.