Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.