Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics