Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.