Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.