Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics