Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.