Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.