Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics