Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.