Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)