Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.