Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.