Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

Why is 77 better then 69?

Because you get eight more!

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)