Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.