Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.