Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.