Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.