What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !