Crayon Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

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The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"