The white ones are usually pretty pointless
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
A crayoff
The crayon is non-toxic!
A: A box of crayons.
Crayon-berries Sorry
Because it wanted to be a texta.
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
He wanted Mark Antony !
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
because it's waxing
He was waxing lyrical !
Santa stops at three Ho's
The taste.
Inke
I don't see the point
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
The parents would love to know.
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Because he had a stinking cold!
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)