How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!