How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.