How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!