What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.