What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!