What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."