What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!