What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Cork Jokes More Cork Jokes

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.