What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Cork Jokes More Cork Jokes

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.